Nakanampucha!


Polka Passion!
May 29, 2007, 2:15 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

For sure, this guy ain’t gonna be hit by any automobile with THAT kind of a get-up!

Polka Crazy

Polka Crazy

Remember the old kiddie song that goes… “Small circle, small circle, big circle…”?  Maybe his parents spent a LOT of time singing him that song during bedtime… hehehe!



Ai-Ai’s tattoo Parlor?!
May 28, 2007, 1:59 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Business Names, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Tattoo parlor located at Puerto Galera…

Tanging Henna



Feeling Tipsy?
May 28, 2007, 1:55 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Business Names, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

A bar easily located along the shores of Puerto Galera…

Tipzynakuu Bar

So, if you’re buzzed… and you happen to be in Puerto Galera… you know where to go!  :)



Alexander the Wha?!
May 24, 2007, 1:23 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

If Alexander the Great’s name was spelled like this… would you have taken him seriously?!!!

Toy Kingdom Sign

(Image taken at a sign inside “Toy Kingdom”, Greenhills)



Please Feel Free To USED our toilet!
May 24, 2007, 1:00 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Funny Signs, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor: Maui V. Reyes


A sign at the ladies’ room of the SM Offices near the Mall of Asia.

SM Womens Restroom Sign



Pros and Cons
May 22, 2007, 5:45 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy, Politics

In light of the recent 2007 Philippine Elections… some food for thought…

“If Con is the opposite of Pro,
what is the opposite of Progress?”



Bad Filipino Translations For English Movies!
May 18, 2007, 5:31 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor:  Jun Anteola
Website/Blog: 
http://junanteola.wordpress.com

Black Hawk Down Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
Dead Man’s Chest Dodo Ng Patay
I Know What You Did Last Summer Uyy…!  Aminin!
Love, Actually Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig
Million Dollar Baby

50 Million Pisong Sanggol (depende sa
current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)

The Blair Witch Project Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair
Mary Poppins Si Mariang May Putok
Snakes On A Plane Nag-Ahasan Sa Ere
The Postman Always Rings Twice Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging
Dalawang Beses
Sum of All Fears Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
Swordfish Talakitok
Pretty Woman Ganda Ng Lola Mo
Robin Hood, Men In Tights Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
Four Weddings and A Funeral Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal,
Mamamatay Ka Rin
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s
Stone
Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
Click Isang Pindot Ka Lang
Brokeback Mountain May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok
ng Tralala
The Day of the Death Ayaw Tumayo (Ng Mga Patay)
Waterworld Basang-Basa
There’s Something About Mary May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
Employee of the Month Ang Sipsip
Resident Evil Ang Biyenan
Kill Bill Kilitiin sa Bilbil
The Grudge Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
Nightmare Before Christmas Binangungot Sa Noche Buena
Annie Hall Ang Butas Ni Annie
Never Been Kissed Pangit Kasi
Gone In 60 Seconds 1 Round, Tulog
The Fast and the Furious Ang Bitin, Galit
Too Fast, Too Furious Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
Dude, Where’s My Car? Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?
Beauty and the Beast Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya
The Lord of the Rings Ang Alahero


Filipina Dancing On Stage
May 13, 2007, 4:11 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Videos, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

One pinay dancing on stage during a German-Filipino Community party abroad…

Oh boy… wait till the music really takes off… that’s when hilarity ensues!

Her routine “splits” seem VERY PAINFUL!  Not to mention hilariously distasteful!  Bleh!  I pity the floor on which she lands on… if only it were alive, it would’ve puked already!

Quick!  Take her away before the place starts to stink…!



Wag Kang "Gramol"!
May 13, 2007, 3:52 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Funny Taxi Names, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

As Andrew E. would normally say… “Wag kang GRAMOL”!!!

Gramol



Forwarded Text Message
May 13, 2007, 3:10 pm
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy, Politics

In the spirit of the coming election… here is a hilarious text message that was received the other day…

 

Zubiri

MIGUEL ZUBIRI:
1/2 Pinoy
1/2 Spanish

 

Alfredo Lim

ALFREDO LIM:
1/2 Pinoy
1/2 Chinese

 

Mike Arroyo

MIKE ARROYO:
1/2 Pinoy
1/2 Pork

 

John Osmeña

JOHN OSMENA:
1/2 Pinoy
1/2 Pinay

 

Manny Villar

MANNY VILLAR:
1/2 Sipag
1/2 Tiyaga

 

Lito Atienza

LITO ATIENZA:
1/2 Hawaiian
1/2 Polo

 

Prospero Pichay

PROSPERO PICHAY:
1/2 Unggoy
1/2 Gulay