Nakanampucha!


Bad Filipino Translations For English Movies!
Mayo 18, 2007, 5:31 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor:  Jun Anteola
Website/Blog: 
http://junanteola.wordpress.com

Black Hawk Down Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
Dead Man’s Chest Dodo Ng Patay
I Know What You Did Last Summer Uyy…!  Aminin!
Love, Actually Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig
Million Dollar Baby

50 Million Pisong Sanggol (depende sa
current exchange rate ng Pilipinas)

The Blair Witch Project Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair
Mary Poppins Si Mariang May Putok
Snakes On A Plane Nag-Ahasan Sa Ere
The Postman Always Rings Twice Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging
Dalawang Beses
Sum of All Fears Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
Swordfish Talakitok
Pretty Woman Ganda Ng Lola Mo
Robin Hood, Men In Tights Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
Four Weddings and A Funeral Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal,
Mamamatay Ka Rin
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s
Stone
Adik Si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
Click Isang Pindot Ka Lang
Brokeback Mountain May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok
ng Tralala
The Day of the Death Ayaw Tumayo (Ng Mga Patay)
Waterworld Basang-Basa
There’s Something About Mary May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
Employee of the Month Ang Sipsip
Resident Evil Ang Biyenan
Kill Bill Kilitiin sa Bilbil
The Grudge Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
Nightmare Before Christmas Binangungot Sa Noche Buena
Annie Hall Ang Butas Ni Annie
Never Been Kissed Pangit Kasi
Gone In 60 Seconds 1 Round, Tulog
The Fast and the Furious Ang Bitin, Galit
Too Fast, Too Furious Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
Dude, Where’s My Car? Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-Park?
Beauty and the Beast Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya
The Lord of the Rings Ang Alahero

Mga Puna so far
Mag-iwan ng puna

this is so funny!

Komento ni aileen dreyfus

hello, mrs. dreyfus!🙂
glad you liked my contribution.
kahit ako, tawang-tawa dito. kung sinong may gawa nito, genius! hehe. it was sent to me by email, source unknown.

Komento ni junanteola

I didn’t know that tables tags we’re allowed in wordpress.com

Komento ni Roland

juskolord~ napaiyak nyo na naman ako…

Komento ni sushiwow

JUN:
Hey man! O Ayan ah… I posted it soonest possible! Bwehehe!
Sobrang enjoy daw si misis sa pagbasa ng contri mo… hehehe! Favorite niya ang “Beauty and the Beast”!
ROLAND:
Hi Roland! Yes, it’s actually allowed but you won’t see that feature available using the regular WordPress editor. You have to use a “blog client” software such as “Windows Live Writer”. Even the ever popular “Blogjet” doesn’t support using tables (although they should).
Check out an old post I made on my personal blogsite here in which I review “Windows Live Writer”. You can also download the software from my previous post. The software is free so don’t worry about pulling out your credit card.

Komento ni Chuckster

hey thanks for this contribution. very funny!🙂

Komento ni brokenman

Chuck: oo nga, ang bilis! eh nung sinubmit ko pa naman, yung titles naka small letters lahat. sinimulan kong i-edit, pero pangalawang title pa lang i gave up na. hehe.
masipag ka. bwahaha.🙂

brokenman: welcome!

Komento ni junanteola

paborito ko dito yung Resident Evil at Swordfish. LOL.

Komento ni junanteola

Gusto ko ang “Dead Man’s Chest” (Dodo ng Patay) at yung “Robin Hood, Men In Tights” (Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat)

Hahaha! 😛

Komento ni Chuckster

JUN:
Ahaha! Napansin mo pala na nire-edit ko ang text… inayos ang letra… bwehehehe! 😛

Komento ni Chuckster

my faves:
*BEAUTY & THE BEAST
*MARY POPPINS
*GANDA NG LOLA MO (ricky reyes ang dating hehe)
*NEVER BEEN KISSED

Komento ni aileen dreyfus

Shit natawa talaga ako! This is going to be in my next SwallowIt edition!

Komento ni tagapangasiwa

Hi Tagapangasiwa! Nice to know you enjoyed visiting the site! Thank you for dropping by and for adding Nakanampucha to your next article! More power!🙂

Komento ni Chuckster

Hi Sushi!
Eto tissue… para di ka magbaha ng luha. Hee-hee!😛

Komento ni Chuckster

more! more!

Komento ni sushiwow

amazingly funny ..:P

Komento ni jace

Hi Jace!
Thanks for dropping by! Hope to see you here again soon!🙂

Komento ni Chuckster

hahaha…. so funny, i fell off my seat. who ever made this, i salute you dude!! c”,)

Komento ni Jesi

cool men!

Komento ni aehr

u’r so aool…
pede po bang mag pa send sa email?
tnx po

Komento ni aehr

hehehe ang saya nito…:p

Komento ni mayen

what the eff! san nio b nkukuha ang mga ito?
syet, nkktwa! lmfao.

Komento ni tsang

san ba ako nung nagsaboy si lord ng humor ng gaya nyo?hehehehe…taob ako…taob sa kakatawa….galing!
i like resident evil and beauty and the beast and…..everything!!!!

Komento ni ea

nakanampucha nga nman oh!!

natawa aq dun ah..

idol!!!

Paborito ko ANNIE HALL!

Komento ni KADZ

wahahhaha!!!!ang lupet ng mga pinoy version!!!

Komento ni Ma-an

ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!pinagtitinginan na aq ng mga tao sa internet cafe…..

Komento ni Lucivar SaDiablo

hahaha…more more
funny!

Komento ni geraldine

naiyak ako sa kakatawa…..

Komento ni ruby

….HAYOP TALAGA ..MAGISA LANG AKO TAWA KO NG TAWA PARANG LOKO….
…NAKANAMPUCHA TALAGA…

Komento ni dyekdyek




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