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Hunyo 29, 2007, 8:34 umaga
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy, Stories

Contributor: bangketa|streak
Website/Blog: http://nocturnasoler.multiply.com

I took this from Bob Ong’s book “bakit baliktad magbasa ng libro ang mga pilipino?”. I think that it’s down ass funny… Bob Ong is a funny guy… really funny omg funny..lol…well I think he is..lol

Lumalabas ang kakulangan natin sa iodize salt pagdating sa mga trivia game show sa TV. Mapa Family-Feud, The weakest Link, o Gobingo, hindi pahuhuli sa pagalingan ang mga mamamayang Pilipino, lalo na sa kung mabilisan!

SET THE CLOCK….

Host: Ano sa Ingles ang “hinlalaki”?
Contestant: Thumbmark

Host: Ano ang ginagamitng mga swimmers para bumilis ang kanilang paglanggoy?
Contestant: Fast Shoes

Host: Kung si Superman ay may Lois Lane, ano naman ang kay Robinhood?
contestant: Pana.

Host: Anong “S” ang inuupuan pag nakasakay sa kabayo?
contestant: Silya

Host: Ano ang karaniwang hugis ng manibela?
contestant: Triangular

Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube, pero tinatawag ng iba na boob tube. Ano ito?
contestant: Bra

Host: Kelan ang Pasko sa Davao?
contestant: PASS…

Host: Anong tawag sa isdang hindi bilasa?
contestant: tuyo

Host: Ilan ang legs ng cartoon character na si Spiderman?
contestant: Eight

Host: Ano ang nationality ng sanggol na may amang Filipino Catholic at Protestanteng Ina?
Contestant: American

Host: Merong four seasons: winter, spring, summer, at fall. kelan nahuhulog ang mga dahon?
contestant: sa storm

Host: Anong bukol ang makikita sa leeg ng mga lalaki?
contestant: Kiss mark

Host: ano ang kulay ng orange juice kapag nilagay sa blue na baso?
contestant: …Violet

Host: anong malambot na bahagi sa ulo ng sanggol?
contestant: batok

Host: magbigay ng bagay na ipini-pin sadamit?
contestant: Hairpin

Host: Ano ang nagpapaalat sa itlog na maalat?
contestant: Puti

Host: ano ang tawag sa mga needle-like projections na nakasabit sa ceiling ng mga caves?
contestant: Ice pick

Magpatuloy sa pagbasa →

472 mga puna

Glaizel IS Glad!

Hunyo 24, 2007, 5:20 umaga
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Business Names, Funny Images, Funny Taxi Names, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Indeed, Glaizel must be very glad… she intends to let the whole world know about it… one passenger at a time!

Mag-iwan ng puna

Ladieses and Gentlemens…

Hunyo 21, 2007, 4:53 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Funny Signs, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor: Jason Sigfred Seril
Website/Blog: http://cantilangnon.i.ph/

10 mga puna

Would You Want Your Friend’s Eggs with That?!

Hunyo 15, 2007, 1:21 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Funny Signs, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor: Fe Ann

A menu used at a restaurant in Bohol…

Don’t worry, your friend wouldn’t mind being castrated!!! Hahaha!

13 mga puna

Boost your Technorati ranking, SERP and Google Page Rank!

Hunyo 15, 2007, 3:43 umaga
Filed under: Uncategorized

Sorry guys if this seems off-topic. But it does work so, it’ll help the site a lot.

Everyone who owns and maintains a blog understands just how important Page Rank is! This includes your ranking in Technorati, Alexa, Google PR, SERP (Search Engine Result Page), etc. Are you happy or satisfied with your current Page Rank? I’m quite sure you’re not, or you won’t be reading this post! 😉 A few weeks ago a fellow by the name of Andy Coates started a link building concept that helps bloggers increase their Page Rank. This concept is called Viral Linking. A lot of bloggers from all over immediately jumped on the train and are now enjoying some really good link loving that’s increasing their Page Rank. Nice huh?
So! If you’re serious about boosting your Page Rank, then read carefully and do these simple steps!

Instructions:

1.) Copy and paste the entire matrix of “ViralTags” below.

2.) Substitute the Host Tag and one of the “ViralTags” in the matrix with your anchor text of choice containing your blog’s URL. Please keep anchor text to a maximum of 3 words to keep the matrix size manageable.

3.) When you get a ping back from someone that has your link in one of their “ViralTags”, practice good karma by copying his/her Host Tag’s anchor text (automatically the associated link will also be copied) and paste it over one of your “ViralTags” below.

4.) Encourage and invite your readers to do the same and soon this can grow virally.

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Host Tag: Nakanampucha

Important: Once I get a ping back from you, I will add your anchor text and the associated link you designate as “Host Tag” here, replacing one of the “ViralTags” from the matrix above. As more and more bloggers copy and paste this matrix, the more backlinks you will have from your anchor text. If everybody who copies and pastes from your blog does the same, pretty soon this will spread and go viral. Remember, the sooner you participate, the more links you will receive!

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There it is folks. This should help you improve your Technorati ranking, SERP and Google PR. Please leave comment here if you have copied from this matrix so that I can add you just in case your ping back didn’t reach me.

Rules
No Porn Sites
Only 1 link per person (i.e don’t hog the viralink!)
Please don’t tamper with other peoples url’s

25 mga puna

Just Like Being Held At Gunpoint and Stripped Off of my Pants!

Hunyo 10, 2007, 5:44 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Exactly what the title of this articles says…

This guy strutted inside a 7/11 store in Pasig… judging by his looks, it seemed like he was held at gunpoint and told to strip off his pants…! Hahaha!

Check it out…:

– Polo
– Boxers
– Office Shoes! (looks like moccasins!)

Work it, baby!

Strut your stuff!

At may pasa pasa legs!

Told ‘ya to stop going out like that or else you’re mom will bitch slap ‘ya senseless…

Bwehehehe!

Hope this guy finds out who held him up… Bwehehehe!

8 mga puna

Hey Wait! You Left Your "Thing"!

Hunyo 9, 2007, 4:30 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Signs, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor: Kriztala

Kriztala says:

This is a sign posted everywhere inside Harlem’s Restaurant located at Libertad, Pasay City..

Oh well, the food there is good anyway…

The food is soooo good… so good in fact that you can actually forget your… errr… “thing”! bwehehe!

5 mga puna

Pinoy SABLAY-isms!

Hunyo 9, 2007, 1:32 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Thank you to Jun Anteola for sending this to me via text message! Really worth posting for everyone to enjoy!

– “Guys, let’s call it tonight!”

– “When it rains… it’s four!”

– “Burn the bridge when you get there!”

– “You want to have your cake and bake it too!”

– “It’s as brand as new!”

– “Every cloud has a silver lightning!”

– “Hello, McDo? Magkano ang Kidney Meal?!!!”

4 mga puna

Ma-GAY Sino Ka Man

Hunyo 5, 2007, 9:06 umaga
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Videos, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy, Showbiz

Source: Put@nginamo.com

Sam Milby: “Gay or not gay…” The people shall decide.

22 mga puna

Good Times… Great Taste…

Hunyo 5, 2007, 8:56 umaga
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Business Names, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

How does that old burger song go? Ummm…

“Two all beef patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese,
Pickles, Onion, on a Sesame Seed Bun… BIG MAK!!!“

4 mga puna

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