Nakanampucha!


Bob Ong
Hunyo 29, 2007, 8:34 umaga
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy, Stories

Contributor: bangketa|streak
Website/Blog: http://nocturnasoler.multiply.com


I took this from Bob Ong’s book “bakit baliktad magbasa ng libro ang mga pilipino?”. I think that it’s down ass funny… Bob Ong is a funny guy… really funny omg funny..lol…well I think he is..lol

Lumalabas ang kakulangan natin sa iodize salt pagdating sa mga trivia game show sa TV. Mapa Family-Feud, The weakest Link, o Gobingo, hindi pahuhuli sa pagalingan ang mga mamamayang Pilipino, lalo na sa kung mabilisan!

SET THE CLOCK….

Host: Ano sa Ingles ang “hinlalaki”?
Contestant: Thumbmark

Host: Ano ang ginagamitng mga swimmers para bumilis ang kanilang paglanggoy?
Contestant: Fast Shoes

Host: Kung si Superman ay may Lois Lane, ano naman ang kay Robinhood?
contestant: Pana.

Host: Anong “S” ang inuupuan pag nakasakay sa kabayo?
contestant: Silya

Host: Ano ang karaniwang hugis ng manibela?
contestant: Triangular

Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube, pero tinatawag ng iba na boob tube. Ano ito?
contestant: Bra

Host: Kelan ang Pasko sa Davao?
contestant: PASS…

Host: Anong tawag sa isdang hindi bilasa?
contestant: tuyo

Host: Ilan ang legs ng cartoon character na si Spiderman?
contestant: Eight

Host: Ano ang nationality ng sanggol na may amang Filipino Catholic at Protestanteng Ina?
Contestant: American

Host: Merong four seasons: winter, spring, summer, at fall. kelan nahuhulog ang mga dahon?
contestant: sa storm

Host: Anong bukol ang makikita sa leeg ng mga lalaki?
contestant: Kiss mark

Host: ano ang kulay ng orange juice kapag nilagay sa blue na baso?
contestant: …Violet

Host: anong malambot na bahagi sa ulo ng sanggol?
contestant: batok

Host: magbigay ng bagay na ipini-pin sadamit?
contestant: Hairpin

Host: Ano ang nagpapaalat sa itlog na maalat?
contestant: Puti

Host: ano ang tawag sa mga needle-like projections na nakasabit sa ceiling ng mga caves?
contestant: Ice pick

Magpatuloy sa pagbasa



Glaizel IS Glad!

Indeed, Glaizel must be very glad… she intends to let the whole world know about it… one passenger at a time!

Glaizel Glad!



Ladieses and Gentlemens…
Hunyo 21, 2007, 4:53 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Funny Signs, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor: Jason Sigfred Seril
Website/Blog: http://cantilangnon.i.ph/


Gentelmens



Would You Want Your Friend’s Eggs with That?!
Hunyo 15, 2007, 1:21 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Funny Signs, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor: Fe Ann


A menu used at a restaurant in Bohol…

Friend's Eggs

Don’t worry, your friend wouldn’t mind being castrated!!!  Hahaha!



Boost your Technorati ranking, SERP and Google Page Rank!
Hunyo 15, 2007, 3:43 umaga
Filed under: Uncategorized

Sorry guys if this seems off-topic.  But it does work so, it’ll help the site a lot.

Everyone who owns and maintains a blog understands just how important Page Rank is! This includes your ranking in Technorati, Alexa, Google PR, SERP (Search Engine Result Page), etc. Are you happy or satisfied with your current Page Rank? I’m quite sure you’re not, or you won’t be reading this post! 😉 A few weeks ago a fellow by the name of Andy Coates started a link building concept that helps bloggers increase their Page Rank. This concept is called Viral Linking. A lot of bloggers from all over immediately jumped on the train and are now enjoying some really good link loving that’s increasing their Page Rank. Nice huh?
So! If you’re serious about boosting your Page Rank, then read carefully and do these simple steps!

Instructions:

1.) Copy and paste the entire matrix of “ViralTags” below.

2.) Substitute the Host Tag and one of the “ViralTags” in the matrix with your anchor text of choice containing your blog’s URL. Please keep anchor text to a maximum of 3 words to keep the matrix size manageable.

3.) When you get a ping back from someone that has your link in one of their “ViralTags”, practice good karma by copying his/her Host Tag’s anchor text (automatically the associated link will also be copied) and paste it over one of your “ViralTags” below.

4.) Encourage and invite your readers to do the same and soon this can grow virally.

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Host Tag: Nakanampucha

The Beginning | Jolly Green Girl | Diet & Weight Loss | The Next Corner | Bloggers Journey | Key West or Bus | On the WebEd | Vi-Su | Reviews and Previews | Andy Coates | Daily Bulls | Ramblings | Internet Business Blog | Startup Entrepreneur Money | Billiards | The Broken Bow | KLAPKiDS | Esofthub’s Web Finds | wotZcool | Overseas Filipino Worker | Tech Gadgets Stocks | Monetize Your Blog | Job and Career | Calvin Harvey | Newsome | Blackyard Technologies | Inner 88 | Link Love | Blog in My Soup | Jason’s Random Thoughts | Pixie Tail | Reyna Elena | Earn Money Online | Hanneng | Woman: God’s Masterpiece | Controversy | Entrepreneurship Internet Web | Alex2000 | Blend | Sciura Pina | Cat on my Head | Dietro e la Casa | Gold Rush | Tech Startups Web2.0 | Mario’s Weblog | Make Money Online | Plugins TV Blogging | Marco Bonomo | Cman’s Money Page | Random Access Life | Really Funny Jokes | Patrick Curl | Wolly Weblog | Internet Marketing German | Stratz’s Blog | Zarcone | 2012 Movies | Techcast Weekly | Business Blog Web | Samuel Silva | The Junky’s Wife | il blog di iMod | Mrs. Sparrow | Tech Fun This n That | Blog Plus Ultra | Money Tips | Blogozine | Cool Websites | JackBook | BetShop Boy | BMoneySavvy | My Life | Catepol | Wissen Belastet | Adam OK | Yaab | Bloggo Intestinale | Fanatic Space | Crispnetworks | Telemac | Hoobin | Adzine for Marketees | Horeki | Manila Mom | Earn Global Online | Philippine Trip | Ageless Beautiy | Cafe Romanza | Maia Jose | Dogs, Pigs, Family | Credit Ability | Hot Buzz Hot Bizz | Mom’s Veranda | Chuva | LunaTail | Blog dela TV | Andy Dang | BioHazard Gaming | Rich Minx | Steve’s Tech Blog | How to Make Money Online | Jake Daily | Todo Musika | Really Smart Guy | 7 Confessions | John M. Justice | Make Extra Money | Filipino Programmers | Orient Lodge | Foximus | Static Thinkbox | Stealing Cameos from the Web | Photoshop Tutorials | Computer-75 | Super Blogging | Thomas’ Off-the-Cuffs Blog | Linkrambler | La Jungla Sonora | Tech-Hack-Gadget | Jackbook | Blog it out | BMW-M-Power| Affiliate Watcher | Cash Money Blogging | Life Disguised in Humor | JLS Cisco Networking | MMMiii | Book Project | Mik3 | Wampago | Aopletal | Opinioni in Liberta | Business Chats | WCB Digest | That’s What She Said | Gay Christians | Goldy World | Ryan Shamus | Miraz Tutorials | Islam for Me | Studs-Cash-Page | Mariuca | Munny 4 Hunny | First Time Dad | Dating in Your 40s | The Bookshelf | Russian Jokes | Sha Money Maker | No Heat | Dinosaurs | Bulletproof Harpist | Debt Quit | My Own Journey | Jehzlau Concepts | Orchid | Anything Goes | Zona Cerebral | Imakesmoney | Truth & Opinion | Best Air Miles Deals | Seevs Place | Batang Yagit | Little Nina | Jemme | Sintunado | Abaniko | Angel Blush | Nostalgia Manila | A Day In The LifeNakanampuchaLegal Two Timer | Jakeldaily.com | island iCE | Vinceleste.com | Off the Cuffs | The BLOGmeister Presents | make money online | Ganar Dinero Online | Jehzlau | Batang Yagit | dating 40s relationships | Batang Baler | Heroin Addiction Codependence | KLAPKiDS | Orchid | Catepol | FanaticSpace Fandom Blog | 7Confessions | Truth and Opinion | Life is Colourful | Blogger Whale | Techie Corner | Pinoy Guitar BT | Accountancy Basnav | Composed Gentleman | Get Rich From Home | Motiveless Crime | We are Family | http://talkingforum.wordpress.com | Love Potion (Gayuma) | goodbye blue monday | Technology & Me | FRIENDS (PART I) | Custom Web Design | Speedcat Hollydale | ConteAqui | Pro Audio Matrix | Working at Home Mom | Google4Google | The Review Blog | The Fun Filled Blog | T’s Blogspace | cari duit online | TheTechThing | The Millionaire Secrets | RescueMe | only the best | Chicago 2016 | An Anonymous Journal | Tips On Blogging | TheTechThing | DanAtMeDog’s Vox | The Millionaire Secrets | Weight Loss | the QuickStop | Jokes | Tollywood Hot Actresses | Bollywood Hot Actresses | Hollywood Beauties | Thoughts to blogs | MeL-o | MUSIC@MISYA | MeL | She Rambles On | MAXFORAS | Chicago 2016 | Blank Canvas | Letters From The Soul | Creationist’s Fantasy | silverfork | Paranormal & More | ViralTags |ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags |ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | ViralTags | 


Important: Once I get a ping back from you, I will add your anchor text and the associated link you designate as “Host Tag” here, replacing one of the “ViralTags” from the matrix above. As more and more bloggers copy and paste this matrix, the more backlinks you will have from your anchor text. If everybody who copies and pastes from your blog does the same, pretty soon this will spread and go viral. Remember, the sooner you participate, the more links you will receive!

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There it is folks. This should help you improve your Technorati ranking, SERP and Google PR. Please leave comment here if you have copied from this matrix so that I can add you just in case your ping back didn’t reach me.

Rules
No Porn Sites
Only 1 link per person (i.e don’t hog the viralink!)
Please don’t tamper with other peoples url’s



Just Like Being Held At Gunpoint and Stripped Off of my Pants!
Hunyo 10, 2007, 5:44 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Exactly what the title of this articles says…

This guy strutted inside a 7/11 store in Pasig… judging by his looks, it seemed like he was held at gunpoint and told to strip off his pants…!  Hahaha!


El BaduyCheck it out…:

– Polo
– Boxers
– Office Shoes! (looks like moccasins!)

 

 

 

 

 


El BaduyWork it, baby!

Strut your stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 


El BaduyAt may pasa pasa legs!

Told ‘ya to stop going out like that or else you’re mom will bitch slap ‘ya senseless…

Bwehehehe!

 

 

 

 


Hope this guy finds out who held him up… Bwehehehe!



Hey Wait! You Left Your "Thing"!
Hunyo 9, 2007, 4:30 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Signs, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Contributor: Kriztala


Kriztala says:

This is a sign posted everywhere inside Harlem’s Restaurant located at Libertad, Pasay City..

Oh well, the food there is good anyway…

 

Spoof at Harlem

The food is soooo good… so good in fact that you can actually forget your… errr… “thing”!  bwehehe!