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Lahing Aswang
Agosto 31, 2007, 8:07 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Funny Taxi Names, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Lahing Aswang

Siguro taga-Capiz ang operator ng taxi na ito!  Haha!

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Gusto Mo Mag-SPA?!
Agosto 24, 2007, 9:30 umaga
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Beauty and Wellness SPA

Parang ang hirap paniwalaan na SPA ito eh… LOL!!!  Malay mo!  😛



A Love Story… (Part 2)
Agosto 24, 2007, 9:15 umaga
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy, Stories

Contributor: Aida Flores


This is part two of “A Love Story” which was posted a week ago.  Enjoy!

A Love Story… (Part2)

I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. “Meet me at the clinic.” I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, “Penny for you talks.” But I didn’t know what to say. Beggars can’t be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay said, “Can’t got your tongue?” I tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on Jeff’s ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn’t even know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That’s what I’m talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That’s what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, “I beg your cordon. I’m patient. It’s my favorite virtue nga e.” Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, “Don’t touch me not!” Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said, “Come on, let’s join us.”

When I went inside, parang I’ve been there, done there. Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird’s IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse’s mouth. I barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter.  Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he’s recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I know it’s a better pill to swallow your fried so it’s forgive and forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.



Pinoy Ako! WordPress Pinoy Bloggers, Sali Na!
Agosto 20, 2007, 8:18 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Hello people! We recently put up a group for WordPress.Com and WordPress.Org Pinoy Bloggers… We figured, we’ve been posting comments on each other’s blogs, sharing jokes, sympathizing with each other’s struggles and challenges, laughing and sharing on other’s triumphs, but never really get to interact more than we actually can.

But (hopefully) with the help of this new group called, “WordPress Pinoys”, we can probably make our community tighter… mas “SOLID” kumbaga. Please invite your other Pinoy WordPress bloggers to join the group so that those whom others haven’t met can get acquainted with one another.

We can do a whole lot with this group… we can start organizing events, eyeballs, get-togethers, and even find new ways to drive traffic to each others blogs!

I really hope we can all gather around this idea and help the group flourish… and expand. If we can really make this an entire Pinoy WordPress network, we can probably even have WordPress-sanctioned Pinoy events in the future!

So… if you’re a Filipino and you happen to have a blog here at WordPress.Com or manage your own blog powered by WordPress.Org then click the image below and join the group! We’d love to meet (and have) new members!

After signing up, if it isn’t too much trouble… please use the image above and kindly post it on your WordPress sidebar and link it to the group’s site located at: http://www.wp-pinoys.com

Kaya sali na! Hope to see you all there soon!



Sleeping Quarters…
Agosto 17, 2007, 5:15 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

Got this via email as well… Natawa ako sobra!  Hahaha…

Anyways, these are images of some sleeping quarters for Flight Attendants as seen in their respective Airlines (scroll down SLOWLY and appreciate the images):


BOEING 747 – 400

Boeing 747-400Boeing 747-400 2


BOEING 777

Boeing 777


CANADIAN AIRLINES

Canada Airlines


AIRBUS A340

Airbus A340

 

SQ and SQ with In-Flight TV and Telecommunications

SQSQ with In-flight TV and Telecommunications


KLM

KLM Airlines 2KLM Airlines


PHILIPPINE AIRLINES

Philippine Airlines

LOL!!!



Commemorative Stamps
Agosto 15, 2007, 2:06 hapon
Filed under: Filipino, Funny Images, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy

I got this via email and thought to myself, “Hey… pwede to sa Nakanampucha, ah!”… so, tada!  I found this hilarious… and cute!  Hehe…!  😆

Commemorative Stamps



A Love Story…
Agosto 13, 2007, 1:48 hapon
Filed under: Anecdotes, Filipino, Philippines, Pilipino, Pinoy, Stories

Contributor: Jun Anteola
Website/Blog:
http://junanteola.wordpress.com/

Jun says:
“I got this from a multiply.com contact’s page. It’s not written by him, just forwarded to him by a friend. I guess pinagpasa-pasa na ito sa email, pero nakakatawa and I thought worth sharing sa Nakanampucha!” 

A Love Story

We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.” Kaya advise ko sa inyo – take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.